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TRUMP's BASED NEW SOLUTION

I know a lot of people will doubt whether TRUMP can do this. I know. And it's a lot. But TRUMP is the only one even SAYING anything like this. TRUMP is the only one who tells the straight truth.
DeSantis is the best governor in the country. He's the next best thing to TRUMP.
But TRUMP is TRUMP.
Maybe no one can save this country, maybe it's way too late; maybe it's even further down the shitter than I can imagine. Those managing the national implosion - whoever they may be - have power enough to create and unleash a virus; control the news or even make it up; shut down and cripple the economy; drive the national dialog; set our cities on fire; murder wealthy (pedo) men in their jail cells; lock up innocent people and throw away the key and so much more.
They move nations around like chess pieces.
If they keep doing it, we'll all be sucking tranny cock to improve our social credit score, eating bugs, saying a prayer for Saint George and having nothing and loving it - probably sooner than later.
And who needs all that shit. I don't even like recycling. In fact, I don't give a fck about climate change. All that shit is part of this mass delusion. The "environment" is the long-Covid of political issues.
But what I'm saying, these mf's are powerful beyond belief. They hold all the cards, plus they cheat, and they hate our fcking guts. They treat our country like an old cum-rag (and not in a good way) simply because they're powerful enough to do it.
They have all that power, but look at the news, all the commentary, everything said by everyone with any connection to anything in the last 7-8 years (you don't have to actually look at ALL that, just saying). It's been a constant, all-out assault on TRUMP and everything he says and does (or tries to do).
The instant Biden was named President, the mission to ruin TRUMP expanded to include our ruin as well. Everyone knows Jan. 6 is bullshit, but people are still sitting in cells, wondering if they'll ever draw a free breath again, and the culture at large continues on as if the fable of the great insurrection is a real thing.
A big virus, a lockdown, mandated face coverings, a vaccine that kills people, riots all summer, a very obviously rigged election and Jan 6. Can there be any doubt that the people at the top HATE OUR GUTS? (answer is "no, there can be no doubt" ).
Their contempt for TRUMP and all those who support him isn't because of his tweets or Stormy Daniels or the wall or anything like that.
They fear Donald Trump.
And they do everything they can (and some stuff they really can't) to marginalize MAGA people, to punish them and to discourage anyone on the fence from jumping on TRUMP's side. His followers are ALL "White supremacists," "domestic terrorists," "white nationalists" or, God forbid, "Proud Boys." Never in the history of this country have so many disparate, unrelated terms of insult been so interchangeable and meaningless.
A dangerous and unrelenting band of criminals are in total control of our government. I don't know if TRUMP can do anything about that.
But I know they fear him. And the fact that they're so desperate to get him out of the picture and sweep up all traces after he's gone - I figure that, at least, THEY think TRUMP can do something about it. And who would know better than them?

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Season 12, episode 11 - with Anthony Zenhauser
We talked longer than the recording seemed to work.
This is the audio podcast version of the show posted late last night.

RICH-ASS MINISTER ROBBED OF OVER $1MILLION IN JEWELRY
https://www.npr.org/2022/07/25/1113430654/bishop-lamor-whitehead-robbed
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Court?

While people debate whether or not he’ll be compelled to appear as a witness in court, it’s a good time to make a distinction that sheds some light on what sort of person this is.

It has been mentioned more than once by various commenters that he is UNABLE to stay on topic, answer a direct question, speak like a normal human, communicate like an adult, etc.

It’s fun to say things like that, isn’t it.

Reality is less fun but more real.

He’s exactly as accountable and clear as he HAS to be. The ever-changing topics, the sentences that don’t end or end midway, the seeming insanity of his speech: It is smoke and mirrors.

As often as he’s speaking in this manner, that’s exactly how often he’s being, in some way, dishonest.

That’s right. Almost constantly.

When the cops ask him questions, he has NO PROBLEM ratting on his friend and answering those particular questions clearly and succinctly.

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THE FCKING NERVE
IN 2020, LOOTERS AND RIOTERS HAD FREE RUN WHILE EVERYONE ELSE STAYED HOM

REMEMBER THIS: LEFTIST DOCTORS, POLS, MEDIA ALL BLESSED BLM RIOTs, TREATED WHITE PEOPLE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLEs

 

REMEMBER THE KNEELING COPS? THE DANCING NURSES?
REMEMBER THE KNEELING COPS? AND THE DANCING NURSES? 

 

Two years ago last Saturday, George Floyd died in the custody of MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS.

At that time, people in Minneapolis lost they damn minds, and a crowd formed outside the police station. The cops ABANDONED their building, which was immediately and pointlessly overrun by garbage on legs.

It spread to other cities, then other countries, and... you know, you KNOW THE THING!

Jump to June. The rioting, marching, drumming, chanting, yelling WAS STILL going very strong, and it wouldn't reallly taper off fully until, like, August.

Politicians not only didn't shut down these super-spreader events - like they'd done in Michegan - but actually PRAISED the protesters and assigned great integrity and importance to what they were doing.

They were telling everybody else not to have cookouts and shit for the 4th.

Mayor De Blasio explained it to Wolf Blitzer like this:

- "LOOK WOLF, THIS IS ALWAYS AN AREA OF REAL SENSITIVITY.
IF YOU'RE JUST TALKIN ABOUT HEALTH, WE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, 'HEY         FOLKS, STAY HOME IF YOU CAN.' 

    "BUT WE UNDERSTAND THIS MOMENT IN HISTORY. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEED FOR HISTORIC CHANGES. I MEAN TODAY, IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU KNOW... RECOGNIZING THE POWER AND THE MEANING OF THE MESSAGE, 'BLACK LIVES MATTER,' WHICH WE DID IN FRONT OF TRUMP TOWER TODAY, THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT OF CHANGE. WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT, BUT ALSO SAY TO PEOPLE THAT THE KINDS OF GATHERINGS WE'RE USED TO, THE PARADES, THE FAIRS. WE JUST CAN'T HAVE THAT WHILE WE'RE FOCUSSING ON HEALTH RIGHT NOW.

It was that easy.

Covid, they'd told us, was a serious AF, life-threatening virus and we all had to make sacrifices and so forth. Missed work, closed businesses, strained relationships at home, just part of life right now.

Increased depression, alcoholism and drug abuse and a sharp increase in suicides, sorry we've got to save lives.

You can't go to church or the gym (but the liquor store is OPEN).

But wait, George Floyd is dead? and his death is all about racism? Well, this is important, obviously much more so than flattening the curve and stopping the virus that's had you wearing a mask all the time, social distancing and closing your businesses.

Over 1,000 "health professionals" signed a letter that essentially raised its middle finger to common sense and reason, to decent people, to all of us.

JUNE 5, 2020 - Over 1,000 health professionals shut down protests using coronavirus concerns as an excuse

 

YOUNG ASSHOLES URGED ON BY "HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS," MEDIA
THESE FCKHEADS ULTIMATELY CAUSED $BILLIONS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE, THROUGH ARSON, VANDALISM AND LOOTING - TO THE RAUCUS APPLAUSE OF EVERY LIBERAL COMMENTATOR.

 

We weren't officially on full lockdown at that point, but they kept telling us to stay home anyway. Parties, parades, cookouts, celebrations, funerals, weddings, mini golf, sports events, concerts - none of that shit was allowed, and anything that was allowed was modified out of recognition.

the letter begins...

On April 30, heavily armed and predominantly white protesters entered the State Capitol building in Lansing, Michigan, protesting stay-home orders and calls for widespread public masking to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Infectious disease physicians and public health officials publicly condemned these actions and privately mourned the widening rift between leaders in science and a subset of the communities that they serve. As of May 30, we are witnessing continuing demonstrations in response to ongoing, pervasive, and lethal institutional racism set off by the killings of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor, among many other Black lives taken by police. A public health response to these demonstrations is also warranted, but this message must be wholly different from the response to white protesters resisting stay-home orders. Infectious disease and public health narratives adjacent to demonstrations against racism must be consciously anti-racist, and infectious disease experts must be clear and consistent in prioritizing an anti-racist message.

“Prepare for an increased number of infections in the days following a protest,” the letter says. “Provide increased access to testing and care for people in the affected communities, especially when they or their family members put themselves at risk by attending protests.”

The whole letter is worth reading again because maybe, like me, you've sort of forgotten what an outraging thing this was.

FROM THE AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMEN, FACT-CHECKING CLAIM ABOUT DEATHS, DAMAGE FROM BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTS

The thrust of this article is that the immense financial damage, as well as the number of people killed during the riots and the number of officers injured - which had been more-or-less accurate in the fact-checked post  - were not necessarily caused by BLM. There were a ton of people there, so it's FALSE to say BLM caused ANYTHING!

INCREDIBLE. REMEMBER THIS!

 

GEORGE FLOYD RIOTS CAUSED RECORD-SETTING $2 MILLION, AND THE COST IS ACTUALLY MUCH, MUCH HIGHER

USA TODAY FACT-CHECK ON POST THAT SAYS FLOYD DIED OF OVERDOSE

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